dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]image



relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut


clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this


you’re welcome

thankyou

clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this

you’re welcome

thankyou


basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

(Source: thenamelesssblog)


(Source: dinosaury)


jakemalik:

"you probably made that up, you’re not even funny"

yeah made up just like ur shitty ass personality

image

(Source: hi)


foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

(Source: foodtrucker)



killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

(Source: ForGIFs.com)